And oh, and what a club it is – complete with celebrity members ranging from Paris Hilton to Michelle Rodriguez to Nick Nolte. Somewhere between 2:30 and 3:00 Sunday morning, Shia LaBeouf was attempting to make a left turn when his truck made contact with another vehicle, causing his truck …
And I thought Americans were insensitive….. Italians are expressing outrage over published photos that show beachgoers near Naples going about their day as the bodies of two Roma girls lay on the shore. The girls had drowned earlier in the day, but the tragedy draws attention to what one group …
Guess where I am. In my new place! And I’m on the internet. Ooooh…so exciting. No more commuting to the old place just to use the computer. So is it just me, or is Hollywood a little boring right now? Gone it seems are the days of a coked up …
I honestly never thought the day would come when I could announce that Sarah Jessica Parker has finally had the mole removed from her face. I hate to admit it (because it’s so vain, but hey, it’s Hollywood), but one of the reasons Sarah Jessica has never sat right with …
Do you ever have one of those days when you find out who your friends are? Long story short, a roommate of my “friends” said some very harsh and totally unwarranted words about me and my “friends” stood there and said nothing.…
It’s Friday, it’s hot and I’ve had a long week. ‘Nuf said. These glorious insults are from an era when cleverness with words was still valued, before a great portion of the English language got boiled down to 4-letter words. “He had delusions of adequacy.”…
And she needs an intervention; preferably on A&E. I had a great night last night with Kathy Griffin, three friends, and hundreds of strangers. We were in Concord, CA enjoying a beautiful night – and laughing our asses off (besides Kathy’s repeated mispronunciation of Concord).…
So sorry for missing you yesterday. As you know, I am in the process of moving from one town to another. My computer and internet connection is still at the old house, so each evening I go there to work on my site.…
I don’t have much time to chat tonight (still doing the moving thing), but here are three stories that caught my eye… A-Rod’s Wife Files for Divorce, Says Slugger “Emotionally Abandoned” Family The estranged wife of Yankee star Alex Rodriguez filed for divorce Monday in Miami, seeking to dissolve their …
Demographics of American Newspapers 1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country 2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country. 3. The New York Times is read by people who think they should run the country and who …
Angelina Jolie was admitted to the Lenval hospital in Nice, France today in anticipation of the birth of her twins. For reals, this time. Last month it was reported that Angelina had given birth, but those were lies. All lies! Now it’s real.…
I’ve had this in my files for a while now, but never felt the urge to do anything with it. Given yesterday’s post, I think the time has come. There are all kinds of divorce clauses: clauses to keep quiet, clauses to pay an escalating portion of one’s future earnings, …
Hello friends and loyal readers, I just wanted to let you all know that I am in the process of moving and dealing with some miscellaneous life issues, so my postings may be scarce this week and next. I will do my best to do something each day, but I’m …
He also says he still loves his soon-to-be ex-wife Linda, “I unconditionally love my wife, even though we’re not together anymore…The Linda that I know was a great mother and a great person.” Was?? Very interesting; so many things to be read between those lines.…
Here’s a headline I wasn’t at all surprised to see: Newlywed woes for Mariah and Nick Wait, what? These two lovebirds – two soulmates – who rushed to the alter after barely knowing each other’s shoe size are having marital problems?…
Warning: This article contains language that some people (with sticks up their butts) might find offensive. Iconic comic George Carlin died yesterday of heart failure at the age of 71. Shooting to the front row of controversial comedy, George Carlin made his first mark on history with his “Seven Words …
The Dalai Lama makes it sounds so easy. And perhaps it is. 1. Take into account that great love and great achievements involve great risk. 2. When you lose, don’t lose the idea. 3. Follow the three R’s: Respect for self Respect for others Responsibility for all your actions 4.…
Oh my gosh, have you watched Swingtown on CBS yet? If you answered no, you’ve totally been missing out. In fact, I think I’m going to make Swingtown is my new favorite show. After moving to an upscale lakeside Chicago suburb in July of 1976, Susan and Bruce Miller must …
I’m sorry, what? A known philanderer and all around arrogant ass is the hottest bachelor? What is this world coming to? Please tell me there are better bachelors out there than Mario Lopez. He was married a few years back and we all know how that ended.…
Last night it was babies. Tonight it’s divorce. Or at least actions that look like steps towards divorce. Although it is Hollywood, where nothing is ever what it seems, so who knows. First up, Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman; are the new parents heading towards the path of separation?…
Congratulations to Jessica Alba and new husband Cash Warren, who welcomed a baby girl into their family this past Saturday, June 7th. The happy couple named their bundle of joy, Honor Marie Warren; a name Jessica talked about choosing a few months ago.…
In today’s episode, Wonder Woman finds a dead body in the Potomac River in Washington D.C. while on a nice relaxing canoe ride. No wait, that really happened. Lynda Carter, who played Wonder Woman in the 70’s television show, came upon a female body floating face down in the river …
In the Hollywood Gossip world of vicious rumors and juicy lies, it’s nice to have a feel-good story come along. Don’t get me wrong, I know there are lots of genuinely nice and caring celebrities, but we just don’t hear about them as often as we hear about Britney Spears …
This could be the BIG one, people! That horrific day we’ve known would come sooner or later – when the world goes all topsy-turvy and nothing on Earth is ever the same again. A doomsday event is a specific occurrence which has an exceptionally destructive effect on the human race.…
Father’s Day is this month; the 15th, to be exact. It’s a day to honor fathers and remember all the wonderful things they do; like assuming custody when their ex-wife goes insane. And who does that better than Kevin Federline? No one!…
There was, and always will be, only one Bo Diddley. A founding father of Rock ‘n’ Roll, Bo Diddley died of heart failure today at his home in Archer, Florida. He was 79. The legendary singer and performer, known for his homemade square guitar, dark glasses and black hat, was …
Today, I moved up in the world. Well, more like moved down the hall. My day job world has been pretty chaotic since about St. Patrick’s Day. That was the day we lost our Office Manager, and the day before I took a trip out of state.…
A collective squeal from giddy females around the world could be heard today. George Clooney is back on the market. It was only a matter of time, really. I mean, Sarah Larson is 29 and I’m sure feels the good ‘ol biological clock beginning to tick and probably wants to …
It is often said that if one does not learn from history, they are doomed to repeat it. So what does it mean when history isn’t exactly repeated, it’s just full of crazy coincidences? Have a history teacher explain this – if they can.…
As if making a zillion dollars a year wasn’t enough, Kanye West launched his own travel site, “Kanye Travel Ventures,” at the beginning of April. It’s being toted as a place where Kanye’s fans can buy concert tickets, plan their trips to his concerts, and purchase Kanye West merchandise all …
There must be something in the Hollywood air that is making pregnant celebrities marry their baby’s daddy. Last Saturday it was Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz. Today it is Jessica Alba and Cash Warren, who are due to have a baby girl this summer.…
So I guess the big news from the weekend is the Alice in Wonderland themed wedding of Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz. Confirming the reports on Saturday night, the couple’s representative says, “We’re delighted to confirm that Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson were married this evening in front of family …
Apparently, Jack Black can’t keep a secret. Of course, it wasn’t really a secret since we’ve basically known all along. In case you’ve been under a rock and haven’t heard, Angelina Jolie is pregnant with twins. It is now official. Brad Pitt’s done knocked her up again, if you don’t …
Happy Hump Day! Eighth Place In Detroit, a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in two feet of water after squeezing head first through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate to retrieve his car keys. Seventh Place A 49-year-old San Francisco stockbroker, who ‘totally zoned when he ran,’ accidentally, jogged off a …
Oh, and the wedding is off until further notice. Remy Ma was convicted last month of assault, illegal weapon possession and attempted coercion stemming from an incident last July during which the female rapper shot her friend Makeda Barnes-Joseph over a messily $3,000.…
Last August, Hulk Hogan’s son Nick Bollea almost killed his best friend when he crashed his father’s sports car and completely totaled it. His friend John Graziano was not wearing a seat belt (why???) and is now a paraplegic. As his punishment, Nick Bollea will spent the next 8 months …
Mmmm…..George Clooney is yummy, and gets more and more scrumptious each year. This year he’s 47, and doesn’t look a day over delicious. After the Metropolitan Costume Institute Gala last night, the dapper George and friends headed to Bungalow 8 for a little late night birthday celebration.…
I’m only reporting this story because it speaks to the hilarity of Hollywood and the conclusions that people jump to. Mariah Carey was seen with Nick Cannon and a big phat rock on her left finger, so naturally the two are engaged.…
I’ve been hanging on to this one for a while, and now I know why; it was waiting for a day just like today. In a nutshell, I had a poopy day; nothing too serious, just one of those days. 1.…
Imagine if you will that you’re a news reporter on assignment with your cameraman. A car pulls up and the male in the passenger seat asks you for directions to a bank. Then you notice that the driver of the car is signaling to you that he is being held …