Shia LaBeouf Joins The Celebrity DUI Club

And oh, and what a club it is – complete with celebrity members ranging from Paris Hilton to Michelle Rodriguez to Nick Nolte. Somewhere between 2:30 and 3:00 Sunday morning, Shia LaBeouf was attempting to make a left turn when his truck made contact with another vehicle, causing his truck …

No One Cares If You Drown In Rome.

And I thought Americans were insensitive….. Italians are expressing outrage over published photos that show beachgoers near Naples going about their day as the bodies of two Roma girls lay on the shore. The girls had drowned earlier in the day, but the tragedy draws attention to what one group …

Nick Turns 18 And Katie Turns Purple.

Guess where I am. In my new place! And I’m on the internet. Ooooh…so exciting. No more commuting to the old place just to use the computer. So is it just me, or is Hollywood a little boring right now? Gone it seems are the days of a coked up …

With Friends Like These…..

Do you ever have one of those days when you find out who your friends are? Long story short, a roommate of my “friends” said some very harsh and totally unwarranted words about me and my “friends” stood there and said nothing.…

When Insults Had Class

It’s Friday, it’s hot and I’ve had a long week. ‘Nuf said. These glorious insults are from an era when cleverness with words was still valued, before a great portion of the English language got boiled down to 4-letter words. “He had delusions of adequacy.”…

Kathy Griffin Is A Cutter.

And she needs an intervention; preferably on A&E. I had a great night last night with Kathy Griffin, three friends, and hundreds of strangers. We were in Concord, CA enjoying a beautiful night – and laughing our asses off (besides Kathy’s repeated mispronunciation of Concord).…

Madonna Is A Homewrecker And Nicole Kidman Gives Birth

I don’t have much time to chat tonight (still doing the moving thing), but here are three stories that caught my eye… A-Rod’s Wife Files for Divorce, Says Slugger “Emotionally Abandoned” Family The estranged wife of Yankee star Alex Rodriguez filed for divorce Monday in Miami, seeking to dissolve their …

Happy 232nd Birthday America!

Demographics of American Newspapers 1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country 2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country. 3. The New York Times is read by people who think they should run the country and who …

Why Don’t Celebrity Marriages Last?

Hello friends and loyal readers, I just wanted to let you all know that I am in the process of moving and dealing with some miscellaneous life issues, so my postings may be scarce this week and next. I will do my best to do something each day, but I’m …

Hulk Hogan Blames VH1 For His Divorce.

He also says he still loves his soon-to-be ex-wife Linda, “I unconditionally love my wife, even though we’re not together anymore…The Linda that I know was a great mother and a great person.” Was?? Very interesting; so many things to be read between those lines.…

R.I.P. George Carlin (1937-2008)

Warning: This article contains language that some people (with sticks up their butts) might find offensive. Iconic comic George Carlin died yesterday of heart failure at the age of 71. Shooting to the front row of controversial comedy, George Carlin made his first mark on history with his “Seven Words …

Instructions for Life from the Dalai Lama

The Dalai Lama makes it sounds so easy. And perhaps it is. 1. Take into account that great love and great achievements involve great risk. 2. When you lose, don’t lose the idea. 3. Follow the three R’s: Respect for self Respect for others Responsibility for all your actions 4.…

Swingtown On CBS. The Grooviest Town Around.

Oh my gosh, have you watched Swingtown on CBS yet? If you answered no, you’ve totally been missing out. In fact, I think I’m going to make Swingtown is my new favorite show. After moving to an upscale lakeside Chicago suburb in July of 1976, Susan and Bruce Miller must …

Rumors Of A Madonna Divorce. Again.

Last night it was babies. Tonight it’s divorce. Or at least actions that look like steps towards divorce. Although it is Hollywood, where nothing is ever what it seems, so who knows. First up, Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman; are the new parents heading towards the path of separation?…

Jessica Alba & Tori Spelling Give Birth.

Congratulations to Jessica Alba and new husband Cash Warren, who welcomed a baby girl into their family this past Saturday, June 7th. The happy couple named their bundle of joy, Honor Marie Warren; a name Jessica talked about choosing a few months ago.…

Wonder Woman Finds Dead Body.

In today’s episode, Wonder Woman finds a dead body in the Potomac River in Washington D.C. while on a nice relaxing canoe ride. No wait, that really happened. Lynda Carter, who played Wonder Woman in the 70’s television show, came upon a female body floating face down in the river …

Rev Run And Justine Are Good People.

In the Hollywood Gossip world of vicious rumors and juicy lies, it’s nice to have a feel-good story come along. Don’t get me wrong, I know there are lots of genuinely nice and caring celebrities, but we just don’t hear about them as often as we hear about Britney Spears …

Paris Hilton Pregnant? Yes. No. Maybe.

This could be the BIG one, people! That horrific day we’ve known would come sooner or later – when the world goes all topsy-turvy and nothing on Earth is ever the same again. A doomsday event is a specific occurrence which has an exceptionally destructive effect on the human race.…

Rock ‘N’ Roll Legend Bo Diddely Dead At 79.

There was, and always will be, only one Bo Diddley. A founding father of Rock ‘n’ Roll, Bo Diddley died of heart failure today at his home in Archer, Florida. He was 79. The legendary singer and performer, known for his homemade square guitar, dark glasses and black hat, was …

Kanye West Ventures Into The World Of Travel.

As if making a zillion dollars a year wasn’t enough, Kanye West launched his own travel site, “Kanye Travel Ventures,” at the beginning of April. It’s being toted as a place where Kanye’s fans can buy concert tickets, plan their trips to his concerts, and purchase Kanye West merchandise all …

Ashlee Simpson And Pete Wentz Make Their Baby Legit.

So I guess the big news from the weekend is the Alice in Wonderland themed wedding of Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz. Confirming the reports on Saturday night, the couple’s representative says, “We’re delighted to confirm that Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson were married this evening in front of family …

Angelina Jolie Is Pregnant With Twins. Duh!

Apparently, Jack Black can’t keep a secret. Of course, it wasn’t really a secret since we’ve basically known all along. In case you’ve been under a rock and haven’t heard, Angelina Jolie is pregnant with twins. It is now official. Brad Pitt’s done knocked her up again, if you don’t …

2008 Darwin Awards. The Winners Are…

Happy Hump Day! Eighth Place In Detroit, a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in two feet of water after squeezing head first through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate to retrieve his car keys. Seventh Place A 49-year-old San Francisco stockbroker, who ‘totally zoned when he ran,’ accidentally, jogged off a …

Remy Ma In Jail The Next 8 Years.

Oh, and the wedding is off until further notice. Remy Ma was convicted last month of assault, illegal weapon possession and attempted coercion stemming from an incident last July during which the female rapper shot her friend Makeda Barnes-Joseph over a messily $3,000.…

Nick Bollea In Jail The Next 8 Months.

Last August, Hulk Hogan’s son Nick Bollea almost killed his best friend when he crashed his father’s sports car and completely totaled it. His friend John Graziano was not wearing a seat belt (why???) and is now a paraplegic. As his punishment, Nick Bollea will spent the next 8 months …

Happy Birthday George Clooney!

Mmmm…..George Clooney is yummy, and gets more and more scrumptious each year. This year he’s 47, and doesn’t look a day over delicious. After the Metropolitan Costume Institute Gala last night, the dapper George and friends headed to Bungalow 8 for a little late night birthday celebration.…