The Economy Leads To Family Murder Suicide.

I’m not sure if you’ve noticed, but the United States is going down the crapper. And fast! People are losing homes and jobs…..and their sanity. Karthik Rajaram and five family members were found dead from gunshot wounds in their Porter Ranch home in the San Fernando Valley Monday morning in …

OJ Simpson Guilty On All Counts

It’s about time!! Thirteen years to the day after OJ Simpson was oh-so-wrongly acquitted of double murder, the former football player was found guilty on 12 counts including conspiracy to commit robbery and kidnapping, burglary, assault and coercion. He will be sentenced on December 5th; I’m crossing my fingers for …

Denial Ain’t Just A River In Egypt.

Did you know it was Mark Twain who said that? Neither did I. What do Michael Lohan, Sandra Bernhard, and Jeremy Piven all have in common? Denial: a) an assertion that something said, believed, alleged, etc., is false: Despite his denials, we knew he had taken the purse.…

No Good In Bed, But Fine Against A Wall.

I’ve got some stupid non-Hollywood Gossip things to do tonight, so here are some funny quotes my mom sent me. Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself ‘Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.’ – Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter) I had a rose named …

Sharon Stone Is A Maternal Whack-Job.

I’ve never been a huge fan of Sharon Stone, but I’ve never really disliked her either; I just think she’s kinda weird. And now a judge is agreeing with me. It has been reported over the past few days that Sharon Stone lost physical custody of her oldest son Roan …

R.I.P. Paul Newman (1925-2008)

When I think of Paul Newman, I think of race cars, salad dressing, a long Hollywood marriage, and those sexy blue eyes. Legendary actor Paul Newman has died at the age of 83 after a long battle with cancer, it was announced today.…

Nick Hogan To Be Released From Jail Early!

There’s something rotten in the state of Denmark. Or at least in the Los Angeles prison system. I can understand why celebrities serving jail time for non-injury DUIs are released early; just the humiliation of being behind bars can be punishment enough.…

60th Annual Emmy Awards. Minute By Minute.

The 60th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards were on ABC last night. I didn’t really watch them. Apparently, I wasn’t the only one. Thankfully some of my gossip friends not only watched the ceremony, they took notes too….. Oprah Winfrey opens the show and introduces the hosts for the night Howie …

Gary Coleman Charged With Being Reckless.

Earlier this month, Gary Coleman proved once again that he has some serious anger issues. Today, he was formally charged with reckless driving and disorderly conduct. People Magazine reports… “Mr. Coleman was notified today of the charges through his attorney,” said Lt.…

OJ Simpson Takes Another Lesson In Karma.

OJ Simpson is finally going on trial in Las Vegas for his participation in a botched robbery last September. Today the 12 members of the jury was selected. They are all white. But don’t worry, that won’t affect anything. LAS VEGAS, Nevada (AFP) – An all-white jury of 12 was …

Kanye West Busted At LAX.

I’m sure you’ve heard by now that Kanye West was arrested this morning at the Los Angeles Airport. The story goes that the arrogant musician and his bodyguard were walking through the American Airlines terminal, where a photographer was trying to take their picture.…

September 11th. Don’t Ever Forget…

…all the random things that happened today….. 1847 – “Oh, Susannah” was sung in public for the first time. Stephen Foster sold the rights to the song for a bottle of whiskey. 1963 – “The Great White Wonder” first appears in a record store in Los Angeles, CA.…

So Now You’re Famous. Can You Handle It?

How to Handle Fame from wikiHow – The How to Manual That You Can Edit I handle fame by not being famous…I’m not famous to me. Bob Marley Whether you’re a celebrity, a politician, a MySpace star, dating someone famous, a well-known author, and even if you look different in …

2008 MTV VMAs. Minute By Minute.

The 2008 MTV Video Music Awards were last night. I don’t have cable, however, so I was unable to participate in viewing. If you’re in the same pathetic boat I am, here’s a summary of the night’s apparently lack luster ceremony.…

America’s Next Top Model. Go Isis! Go Isis!

Ok, so I don’t know if it’s because I’m from Berkeley, but I see absolutely nothing wrong with a transgendered person being a contestant on America’s Next Top Model. In fact, I hope Isis wins. Take that, Clark! If you have no idea what I’m talking about, here’s a brief …

Snoopy Is Dead And David Spade Is A Daddy.

Charlie Brown is off in a corner somewhere crying his heart out. The voice of his best friend Snoopy died yesterday at the age of 91 (that’s in human years). Bill Melendez joined the Walt Disney Co. in 1938, where he worked on the classics Fantasia and Pinocchio.…

Dr. Dre’s Son Found Dead At 20.

No one should have to bury their own child. Rap superstar and hip-hop producer extraordinaire Dr Dre, lost his second eldest son (and namesake) this past Saturday. Andre Romelle Young, Jr. was found unresponsive in his bedroom by his mother at approximately 10:30am on the 23rd; he was pronounced dead …

Da Brat In Da Slammer For Da Next 3 Years.

I must admit, I’m not all that surprised that rapper turned reality star, Da Brat, is going to be spending the next three years behind bars for assaulting a woman with an almost-full bottle of rum. I’m not surprised she assaulted someone, nor that she used a bottle of rum …

Jennifer Aniston Is Single Again. Again.

Maybe Jennifer Aniston should just get a whole crap load of vibrators and close the doors on her dating life. The poor girl gets burned at every corner, it seems. Depending on who you talk to, John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston are just “taking a break.”…

Isaac Hayes Dead At 65.

BREAKING NEWS Celebrity deaths tend to come in threes. Yesterday I told you about Bernie Mac, today it’s Isaac Hayes. Who’s next? …at approximately 1pm Central Time, Shelby County (Memphis) Sheriff’s department received a call from Isaac Hayes’ wife, who found him lying unresponsive next to a treadmill at 9280 …

Bernie Mac Dead At 50.

BREAKING NEWS Actor/Comedian Bernie Mac died today in Chicago from pneumonia; just a few days ago we were told he’d be just fine. Looks like the joke’s on us. Bernie Mac will be greatly missed. TMZ reports: Mac, whose real name is Bernard McCullough, passed away early this morning at …

Paris Hilton Would Paint The White House Pink.

John McCain thinks Barack Obama is a “celebrity” – just like Paris Hilton and Britney Spears – and openly questions Obama’s ability to lead this (celebrity obsessed) country. Face it Johnny boy, America is fixated on celebrities – including those celebrities famous for being famous; so who better to run …

Cyndi Lauper Calls George W. Bush Anti-American

I am a firm believer in the freedom of speech. I also firmly believe that freedom includes the freedom to speak out against the President and the American Government in general, without fearing retribution. Of course, there are a zillion Americans who disagree with me; remember what happened to the …

It Wasn’t The BIG One, But It Rocked Just The Same.

We almost lost L.A. today. Ok, perhaps I’m exaggerating a bit, but I bet while the earth was shaking celebrities were saying their prayers and begging to be spared. LOS ANGELES, California (CNN) — A magnitude-5.4 earthquake shook the Los Angeles metropolitan area Tuesday, leaving residents rattled but causing no …