Author: Hilary Shepherd

Ok Heather Mills, You Can Fade Into Oblivion Now.

Really, we won’t mind. Just take your money and go away. Heather Mills has been awarded $48.6 million in her divorce settlement from Paul McCartney. I’m using “awarded” loosely seeing how in my opinion it’s closer to extortion. Personally, I believe the stories about Heather Mills being a gold digger, …

Diddy And Madonna. Deny, Deny, Deny.

The Los Angeles Times is reporting that Sean “Diddy” Combs is linked to the 1994 murder of rapper Tupac Shakur. The paper claims they are getting their information from FBI records, interviews with people at the scene and statements to the FBI by an informant.…

Halle Berry Had Her Baby. Finally!

And just when I decided that she was going to be pregnant forever. Congratulations to Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry on the March 16th birth of their daughter. A rep for the 41-year-old actress says that Halle is “doing great.”…

WINGMEN. Every Weekend’s Must Have.

“A man walking around with a hand in his pocket feels cocky all day.” It’s Friday night, And the mood is right. Gonna have some fun, Show you how it’s done. TGIF! (I sure hope I’m not the only one who knows where that came from.)…

George Clooney Is NOT Engaged.

I repeat, George Clooney is not engaged. This current rumor surrounding the star started in Italy, and was quickly picked up by Britain’s Marie Claire who then published an article entitled “George Clooney to Marry?” After that, it pretty much spread like wildfire.…

If Bill Gates Made Cars.

A friend emailed this to me the other day. There’s no real validity to any of it (it’s the mutated offspring of a simple joke), but it still made me laugh; and we can all use a good laugh. Gates vs.…

Lindsay Lohan. Off The Hooch And Ready To Work.

In case you haven’t heard, Lindsay Lohan is back and better than ever. Well, I guess “better” still remains to be seen; but she isn’t a raging drunk anymore, and that’s a good start. She did an interview with Paper magazine for their March issue and tells the world, “I …

What A Way To Make A Livin’!

I’m going to share a secret with you. When I wake up on Monday mornings, I hear Dolly Parton. Seriously. I’m the first person to admit there are many voices in my head; and on Monday mornings, Dolly Parton is one of them.…

Happy Birthday Dr. Seuss.

Theodor Seuss Geisel, who would grow to cement himself in history as Dr. Seuss, was born on this day in 1904 in Springfield, Massachusetts. Long before there was the Grinch and the Whos or fishes of red and blue, there was just plain ‘ol Theodor Geisel, who graduated from Dartmouth …

Today Is February 29th. Do You Know Why?

Babies born today won’t have another genuine birthday for four years. This year is a leap year, and today is February 29th. As I explained last year, February is a month that was tagged onto our calendar in an effort to make up for the difference between the moon’s monthly …

Michael Jackson Is Going To Be Homeless.

As bad as it sounds, I’m quite happy to hear that someone with a crap load of money is losing their house due to foreclosure. I don’t know if you’re aware of this, but there is an epidemic in California – thousands of people are losing their homes because they …

Paris Hilton’s New Reality.

She’s baaaaack!! Oh, say it isn’t so!! Paris Hilton is coming back to Reality TV. Run for the hills! I believe I can safely assume that the “improved” Paris Hilton will not be making an appearance anytime soon. So much for helping women in need and creating a home for …

Whoopi Goldberg Snubbed By The Academy?

A mention of the late Brad Renfro wasn’t the only thing missing from the Oscars on Sunday night. (Read what the Academy has to say about Renfro’s Oscar Omission) Was Whoopi Goldberg snubbed too? Her cohosts on The View sure seem to think so.…

Babies Again For Britney And Angelina.

The extremely troubled Britney Spears was allowed to see her two sons for three hours today. Britney’s father Jamie was there, as was the fallen pop star’s psychiatrist. Kevin Federline’s bodyguard dropped the boys off at Britney’s house around 9am and came back around noon to pick them up.…

Jamie Lynn Spears Hates Her Pregnant Body.

I’m not sure if I believe this one (it comes from Star magazine), but stranger things have happened in the Spears family, so you never know. There’s talk going around that Jamie Lynn Spears is trying to hide her baby bump by tightly wrapping ace bandages around her belly.…

Paris Hilton Banned By The Oscars.

The Oscars are on February 24th. Everyone who’s anyone will be there. Except Paris Hilton. Awesome! The Academy thinks Paris is a ridiculous excuse for an actress and they’re voicing that opinion by banning the “actress” from the Academy Awards Ceremony.…

Heidi Klum Wants Britney Spears.

Supermodel and Project Runway hostess Heidi Klum has basically offered her house as a living option for oh-so-troubled Britney Spears. Personally, I think it sounds like a terrible idea. Then again, I don’t have money coming out of my ears with common sense following close behind.…

Was Sam Lutfi Britney’s Svengali?

Ooooh! Someone’s gonna get it!! And his name is Osama! No, not that Osama, I’m talking about our dear Mr. Lutfi. Britney Spears is experiencing a calmer life these days – thanks in part to her father being in charge of her life, and Sam Lutfi being OUT of her …

Farrah Fawcett’s Son Arrested. Again.

Redmond O’Neal, the 23-year-old son of Farrah Fawcett and Ryan O’Neal was arrested last month on charges of driving under the influence and drug possession. It was his second time being arrested for drugs – back in 2005 he pleaded guilty to possession of meth and coke.…

Whose House For Sale? Run’s House!

I need 5½ million dollars. Care to help me out? I’ll let you be my first overnight guest. I promise. If you’ve ever watched MTV’s “Run’s House,” you’ll recognize this gem… Located in the prestigious high ridge section of Saddle River this stately colonial exemplifies fine suburban living within the …

Britney Spears Is On The Loose! Again.

All I can do at this news is shake my head in disgust. I understand why she was released, legally, but still. I really think at this point, the only way Britney is going to truly get the help she so desperately needs, is to be arrested; then she can …

Lynne Spears Says Sam Lutfi Drugged Britney.

Holy crap! Sounds like Sam Lutfi went to the Howard K. Stern School of drugging famous women and ruining their lives – except Sam must not have graduated since he’s been caught already. Any and all drugging aside, I truly believe Britney is bipolar – Sam’s existence in her life …

The Dang Groundhog Saw His Stupid Shadow Today.

I’m getting pretty sick of this whole “winter” thing. I’m tired of being cold and chilled to the bone. I’m tired of wearing a zillion layers. I’m ready for the sun. I’m ready for my fingers to actually be warm. I’m ready to wear as little as possible (but still …

Britney Spears And The Mental Hospital

Britney Spears is bipolar, plane and simple. I’ve been saying it for months and months, and now finally she is doing something about it. It’s a very good sign that she agreed to this hospitalization and I really hope she stays for a long time.…

Britney Spears Taken From Home In Ambulance

It’s like déjà vu all over again. Except this time Britney was much, much calmer; almost “too” calm – like she’s just come down from a manic episode. Oh wait, that’s exactly what happened. Britney’s mother, on the other hand, totally flipped her lid.…

Sean Penn And James Franco Got MILK

On November 27, 1978 there was an assassination in San Francisco. Harvey Milk, the first openly gay city supervisor, and Mayor George Moscone were gunned down in cold blood by newly resigned city supervisor Dan White. Thirty years later Hollywood is making a movie about it.…

Heath Ledger’s Autopsy Tells Us Very Little.

UPDATE: The rolled up $20 found next to Heath’s bed DID NOT have any drug residue on it, and no illegal drugs were found in the apartment. There were, however, 6 different drugs prescribed to Heath. The preliminary results of Heath Ledger’s autopsy are in and the cause of death …

Heath Ledger Is Dead!!

UPDATE: Heath Ledger has left the building – for the last time. TMZ VIDEO TMZ.com UPDATES: 1. Law enforcement has confirmed to TMZ prescription pills were strewn around Heath Ledger’s bed. The cops are waiting for the Medical Examiner. 2. Law enforcement tells TMZ Ledger’s body was found face down …

Today Is Martin Luther King Day. Do You Know Why?

Martin Luther King, Jr. was born on January 15, 1929 in Atlanta, Georgia. His birth name was actually Michael Luther King, Jr. but in 1935 his father, Rev. Martin Luther King, Sr. changed both their names Martin; in honor of Martin Luther, the German monk and theologian who is often …

American Parents Are Dumb.

And we wonder why our children are turning out the way they are….. These are real notes written by parents…. Spellings have been left intact. • My son is under a doctor’s care and should not take PE today. Please execute him.…

Matthew McConaughey Made A Baby!

And it wasn’t with me!! I’m devastated; just devastated. I don’t think I’ve felt like this since Phil Hartman’s coked-up wife shot him to death. Oh well, I suppose I’m happy for Matthew and his baby’s mama (I refuse to view her as anything more since I am trying by …

Britney Arrived At Court. And Left.

UPDATE – LAST ONE FOR THE NIGHT: 6:00pm: Britney Spears has lost her visitation rights. At least until the next hearing, scheduled for February 19th. That’s a whole month Britney Spears cannot see her kids, and she doesn’t even seem to care.…

Golden Globe Winners

There may not have been a red carpet or a televised ceremony because of the writer’s strike, but there were still winners and awards. The 2008 Golden Globe winners were announced in an atmosphere that seemed more like a news conference than an awards ceremony.…

Michelle Rodriguez Released From Jail.

Actress and drinker extraordinaire, Michelle Rodriguez, has been released from jail after serving only 17 days of her 180 day sentence. An early release seems to be the norm these days in Hollywood – remember Lindsay Lohan’s 18 hours and Nicole Richie’s 84 minutes?…

What ARE They Wearing? – Mr. Blackwell’s List

Fashion Nazi Mr. Blackwell is at it again, releasing his 48th annual Worst Dressed List. And the winners are… 10. Alison Arngrim: “Little Nellie of the prairie, looks like a 1940’s fashion editor for the Farmers Almanac.” 9. Lindsay Lohan: “Lindsay the fashion frenzy strikes again!…

Nicole Kidman IS Pregnant. Again.

I KNEW IT! TV’s Extra confirmed today that Nicole Kidman is indeed pregnant. According to the rep for the newly expecting couple, “Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban confirmed today that they are expecting a baby. The couple are thrilled.” Rumors began to swirl at the end of December when it …

Britney Spears. Weekend Wrap-up.

I was in the snowy mountains all weekend and a bit out of touch, so let’s play catch up. Britney Spears was released from Cedars-Sinai Saturday morning and went back to her place with her dad. A few hours later, she attempted to leave her gated community in her infamous …

Britney Spears. Hospitalized And Psycho.

UPDATE:3:45 PST… A court commissioner gave sole physical and legal custody of Britney Spears’ two little boys Friday to ex-husband Kevin Federline and suspended the troubled pop star’s visitation rights… Oh my God, have you heard? Britney Spears was taken to Cedars Sinai Hospital last night after a three hour …

A New Year Brings New Engagements.

While I was home last night, eating and drinking and being merry with a couple of friends, and you were doing whatever it was that you were doing, four more people got engaged. Lately it seems like every time I turn around, people are getting married and having babies.…

Happy New Year! It’s 2008!

Well it’s about time! The New Year is finally here. I’m so ready for it. There are going to be a ton of changes in the near future for me, including acquiring a roommate and rearranging my house (and hopefully increasing my income).…