April 29 Celebrity Birthdays – Royal Wedding 2011 Birthdays

Dear Celebrities Born on April 29th: I hate to be the one to break it to you, but it’s probably best to hear it from a friend; and you might as well start getting used to it now…..you’re birthday is longer be your birthday. For the remainder of existence, this day will be celebrated as the day Prince William and Kate Middleton became the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge. Just sayin’. While the world has their eyes on the Royal Wedding today, the following celebrities could very well be at home crying in their birthday cake. Or not. Maybe they’re having ice cream. 1970... 

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Sara Evans’ Ex-Husband Seeks Equal Custody

According to court papers, country singer Sara Evans’ ex-husband is making a bid for shared custody of their three children, claiming that Sara’s upcoming tour will put the kids in harm’s way. TMZ reports: It’s the latest in the ex-couple’s ongoing custody dispute, filed Wednesday in Tennessee — Craig Schelske is gunning for 50/50 custody of their three children … in order to “protect the children from the likelihood of substantial harm” during Sara’s upcoming tour. According to the papers, Schelske’s been on tour with his... 

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Star Magazine Apologizes To Katie Holmes

Star Magazine has eaten their words. But only because they were pretty much forced to. On the January 2011 cover of the glossy tabloid, they very strongly implied that Katie Holmes is a drug addict: ADDICTION NIGHTMARE! Katie DRUG SHOCKER! Last month, Katie filed a $50 million defamation lawsuit against the magazine, calling their claims, “untrue, unethical and unlawful.” I guess the folks at Star Magazine felt bad because on the cover of the latest issue they’ve published an apology to Katie Holmes. They also printed a longer apology within the pages of the magazine,... 

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Obama Releases Birth Certificate, Donald Trump Takes Credit

So the White House released President Barak Obama’s birth certificate in long-form today. Yeehaw. I guess. I totally don’t see what the big friggin’ deal is. Who cares if Obama doesn’t want to share the details of his birth,. Do you really think he would have been able to get as far as the White House if he wasn’t a natural born citizen? I mean, really! There are people who do nothing else during election times than research the lives and backgrounds of each candidate. Call me crazy, but there are far more important things going on in the country that we need to pay... 

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The Aflac Duck Gets His Voice Back

There’s a lesson in all of this, I’m sure. Namely, if you’re going to be a national spokesperson for an insurance company and Tweet incredibly insensitive jokes far too soon after a gigantic tragedy, you’ll probably be replaced by a father of three from the heart of America. This past March, comedian Gilbert Gottried was fired by Aflac after 11 years of voicing the vocabulary-limited Aflac duck due to statements he made via Twitter within hours of the devastating earthquake and tsunami in Japan. Side Note: Japan produces about 75% of Aflac’s revenue. So who is this... 

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Lindsay Lohan Sent To Jail For Probation Violation. Again. Bails Out. Again.

I feel like I’ve written this post before. A couple of times. I wonder if Lindsay Lohan is as sick of all of this as we are? Probably not, seeing how she seems to be incapable of keeping her nose clean. So in the latest Lilo trials and tribulations, the law-challenged actress has had her felony grand theft charge reduced to a misdemeanor, which is an incredibly lucky break. Noting that Lindsay Lohan’s DUI conviction was four years ago, Judge Stephanie Sautner ruled that the offense – as well as Lindsay’s record – did not support a felony charge. But the good... 

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ABC Airs Surprise Final Episode Of Soap – Happened In The 80s – April 20th

On this day in 1981, ABC aired the last episode of the soap opera parody Soap. The episode, however, was not meant to be the series finale, and created several cliffhangers, only one of which was resolved – two years later through the dialogue of the spin-off show, Benson. Similar to a soap opera, the show’s story was presented in a serial format and included melodramatic plot elements such as amnesia, alien abduction, demonic possession, murder and kidnapping. [source] Image Source Created, produced, and written by Susan Harris, the weekly half-hour prime time sitcom... 

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True Identity Of Match.com Civil Suit Jane Doe Revealed

Now that the appropriate papers have been filed and the civil suit of Jane Doe v. Match.com has begun, the true identity of Jane Doe has been revealed; by the victim herself. Media Giants – HMR (New York, NY) April 19, 2011 *** The “Hollywood executive Jane Doe” in the Jane Doe v. Match.com civil suit [L.A. Superior Court Case BC458927], took a very heroic step forward this morning, as she appeared unmasked while revealing her identity on several network morning talk shows. Jane Doe’s real name is Carole Markin. Ms. Markin, a Harvard College graduate, is a former executive,... 

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Top Ten Musicians With Major Tax Problems

Happy Tax Day!! If you’ve read my stuff enough, you know how I feel about celebrities owing the government obscene amounts of money in back taxes. Clearly, there are some celebrities who believe they’re above the law, while there are others who probably just trusted the wrong financial advisor. Whatever the case, they still owe the money like the rest of us. It’s not like they don’t have the funds to cover their payments. That being said, below is a list of the top ten musicians (in alphabetical order) who have had an issue or two with paying their taxes….. Alan Freed As... 

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Journalist Janet Cooke Admits Jimmy Is A Lie, Returns Pulitzer – Happened In The 80s – April 15th

On this day in 1981, it was revealed that an article written by journalist Janet Cooke for the Washington Post the previous September entitled ‘Jimmy’s World’ – for which she had just won a Pulitzer Prize – was a total fabrication. The story told of an 8-year-old boy living in a low-income Washington D.C. neighborhood named Jimmy, who became addicted to heroin after being introduced to it by his mother’s live-in boyfriend. In her article, Janet Cooke described Jimmy as “8-years-old and a third-generation heroin addict, a precocious little boy with sandy... 

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Funny Little Letters That Should Have Been Written

Thank you to my wonderful friend Rhobby for emailing me these hilarious little notes….. ** Dear Noah, We could have sworn you said the ark wasn’t leaving till 5. Sincerely, Unicorns ** Dear J.K Rowling, Your books are entirely unrealistic. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends? Sincerely, Anonymous ** Dear Yahoo, I’ve never heard anyone say, “I don’t know, let’s Yahoo! it…” just saying… Sincerely, Google ** Dear 2010, So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?! Sincerely, 1985 ** Dear Rose, There... 

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Catherine Zeta-Jones Treated For Bipolar Disorder

Now THIS came out of left field. It has been reported and confirmed that 41-year-old actress Catherine Zeta-Jones checked herself in a mental health facility to seek treatment for a Bipolar disorder. According to reports she entered the Silver Hill Hospital in Connecticut last week, at a cost of $1,250 a day. Zeta-Jones has since checked out. A statement released by Catherine’s rep stated that the problems for which she sought treatment were directly related to her husband Michael Douglas’ recent battle with throat cancer. “After dealing with the stress of the past year,... 

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Jeff Timmons Of 98 Degrees Joins Las Vegas Chippendales

Listen up all you 98 Degrees fans! Jeff Timmons is gonna be a Vegas Chippendale!! Beginning May 12th and continuing through June 5th, the former boy-bander will be joining the Las Vegas Chippendale review at the Rio All-Suite Hotel & Casino. But don’t get too excited, because according to the Chippendale mucky-mucks, Jeff Timmons will not be stripping down to almost nothing, but may show some skin. Image Source Fun facts about Jeff Timmons: – Jeff Timmons was born August 30, 1973 in Canton, Ohio – Jeff made the decision to move to Los Angeles to pursue a... 

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Scarlett Johansson And Sean Penn Are Shacking Up

Um, yeah…..this is not going to end in happily ever after. Trust. According to reports, newly divorced Scarlett Johansson and her rebound boyfriend Sean Penn – who has been divorced just a wee bit longer than Scarlett – are now living together. After splitting from Ryan Reynolds at the end of 2010, Scarlett moved into a West Hollywood hotel room; and now, apparently, she has moved out – right into Penn’s $3.8-million home in Malibu. So basically super-hot Scarlett Johansson broke up with her equally super-hot husband and moved into a hotel; then about two months... 

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Demi Lovato Went To Rehab For Bulimia

Disney actress Demi Lovato went to rehab and now she’s out – and now we’re learning the real reason she sought treatment. While punching a chick in the face was the catalyst for Demi to see help last November, anger was not actually her issue. It was a life-long struggle with bulimia. Demi, who has signed on as a contributing editor with Seventeen magazine since her departure from rehab, opened up to the magazine about the day-to-day struggles she faces trying to fend off the evil that is her eating disorder. “Yes, there have been times when I definitely have been tempted... 

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