Author: Hilary Shepherd

Britney Spears Loses Her Kids. Again.

Parenting classes and random drug tests – those were the judge’s orders; do not comply, and lose custody. Britney Spears did not comply. For the second time in as many weeks, the clearly unstable fallen pop star has been told that she is not allowed to have her children stay …

Lindsay Lohan – From Rehab To Poor House?

It’s being reported that Lindsay Lohan is in need of some serious mullah. It’s not surprising, really. I mean designer rehab is pretty pricey, and doing it three times can put a heavy strain on ones bank account; even if that bank account was gigantic to begin with.…

Pepsi Punches Coke At Wal-Mart.

What happens when a Pepsi delivery guy and a Coke delivery guy cross paths at Wal-Mart in Pennsylvania? The Coke guy gets punched in the face. The two deliverymen were “apparently bickering back and forth” while unloading their wares at the Indiana County store, police said.…

Anna Nicole. Learning More Every Day.

Search warrants were served at several offices belonging to several doctors involved with Anna Nicole Smith and the several drugs she was consuming. …authorities raided six locations, including the offices and residences of two of Smith’s former doctors…E! Online If you thought this drama was over, or at least fading …

Heart Attack Strikes Bobby Brown

It is being reported that Bobby Brown, 38, suffered a mild heart attack this past Tuesday. He was taken to two hospitals before being checked into the Tarzana Regional Medical Center. According to Bobby’s attorney, Phaedra Parks of Atlanta, “…they did diagnose him as suffering from a mild heart attack …

Happy Birthday John Lennon!

If the great John Lennon were alive he would be turning 67 years old today. May he and his messages of love and peace never be forgotten. PEACE: A state of mutual harmony between people or groups of people. Fun facts about John Lennon: He loved cats and at one …

Download Festival 2007 San Francisco

I spent this past Saturday at the Shoreline Amphitheater in Mountain View, CA at the Download Festival. It totally rocked! I had a GREAT time. I went with a friend of mine who I’ve known since I was a baby (it was the first time we had seen each other …

Britney Spears Loses Custody

I really don’t have anything witty to say about this one. I think it’s just sad. It’s sad that Sean Preston and Jayden James have to live through all this. It’s sad that Britney is clearly suffering. It’s sad that one aspect of mental illness is thinking you don’t have …

Pam Anderson And Rick Salomon Are Married.

Nasty Pam Anderson and nasty Rick Salomon applied for, and were granted, a marriage license in Las Vegas this weekend. Vegas, I suppose, is the best place for these two to wed, considering how many nasty things Las Vegas has seen, and how many nasty things Pam and Rick have …

Anna Nicole. Larry And Howard Lovers?

I’ve been holding onto this information since the end of August, and finally have the go ahead to publish it. Some of it may be old news to you, but remember, I received the information more than three weeks ago. I am not the original author of this piece, I …

Michael Jackson And His Nanny. Or Is She His Wife?

I don’t know if it’s serendipity or karma or just plain old good timing, but my buddy Michael Jackson has popped up again, this time denying that he has married his children’s nanny. Last February I found some pictures on TMZ of Michael Jackson’s children without any veils or masks …

Lindsay Lohan Is A “Boog Suge” Stealer

Given the fact that the idiot Steve-O is the one saying that Lindsay Lohan stole his cocaine, or “Boog Suge” as he likes to refer to it, I’m leaning towards Steve-O being a liar. Or at least stretching the truth. Of course, Lindsay Lohan is a drug addict, so she’s …

George Dubya Speaks Good

Remember last Friday when I mentioned Idiocracy? Well folks, the road to that world has already begun (some would argue that it actually began about seven years ago)… President George W. Bush told a group of New York school kids on Wednesday: “Childrens do learn.”…

Now THAT’S A Big Baby!

Cute “little” Nadia is the 12th child born to Siberia’s Tatyana Barabanova, 43, and weighed in at a whopping 17.1 pounds (7.75 kg). “I ate everything, we don’t have the money for special foods so I just ate potatoes, noodles and tomatoes,” she told the reporter, adding that all her …

A Little Old And A Little Pregnant.

Today I learned that there are adults who don’t know who Kurt Cobain was and can’t name a Nirvana song. It really made me feel old. They didn’t know what grunge was either. Then they informed me that they were in elementary school when I was in high school – …

Inquest For Daniel Smith

UPDATE: Inquest into death of Anna Nicole’s son adjourned until Jan. 28 Slow and steady wins the race. I sure hope that’s the case with the whole Anna Nicole Smith drama. There is so much going on under the surface, with more and more coming to light each day.…

What If OJ Simpson Talked To John Stewart?

It is often said, and I completely agree, that John Stewart has the best job in the world. The Daily Show is the most entertaining news shows on television – with The Colbert Report coming in a close second. Sure, the show has great writers, but more importantly it has …

Sweet Dreams Of Matthew McConaughey.

Don’t let the bed bugs bite. Unless, of course, they look like Matthew McConaughey. Then they can bite all they want, anywhere they want. Ahhh…sweet dreams, indeed….. Sweet dreams are made of this Who am I to disagree? Travel the world and the seven seas Everybody’s looking for something Some …

Saturday Morning Rain And John Wayne

It’s a wet Saturday morning in my neck of the woods. Which is fine, except I have a turtle living in a kiddie pool in my backyard without a heater. Any suggestions on how I can make a better outdoor fall/winter home for my turtle without it costing an arm …

The Juice Is On The Loose. Again.

What part of ‘keep him locked up’ does the universe not understand? I mean really! OJ Simpson should not be allowed to roam the streets. Since I last posted… … Simpson made his $125,000 bail on charges including kidnapping and armed robbery, legal experts were questioning: Could a former football …

OJ Simpson Could Die In Jail

UPDATE: If you want to bail OJ Simpson out of jail today, you’ll need $125,000. TMZ.com – Just Like Old Times … O.J.’s Back in Court I don’t have that kind of money, do you? And even if I did, I certainly wouldn’t send it his way.…

Here Comes Iron Man!

(In May 2008) Another great Marvel superhero is brought to life; this time by the ever wonderful Robert Downey, Jr. Watch the Trailer Iron Man.com Fun facts about Robert Downey, Jr.: He has the words “Suzie Q” tattooed on his left bicep.…

Paris Hilton vs Hallmark

Happy Saturday! I’m off to spend the day with family and friends. Perhaps I’ll stop by Hallmark on the way… Hallmark made a card that pokes fun at Paris Hilton. Paris got mad. Now Paris is suing for $500,000… I’m also picking up a new car today.…

What ARE They Wearing? – Black & White Edition

I think the combination of black and white is beautiful, but something tells me these combos would look bad in any color. Black is associated with power, elegance, formality, death, evil, and mystery. Black is a mysterious color associated with fear and the unknown (black holes)…usually has a negative connotation…denotes …

R.I.P. Luciano Pavarotti (1935-2007)

His father was a baker and a singer, his mother worked in a cigar factory, and he was one of the best tenors in known history. Luciano Pavarotti died today at his home in Italy. He was 71. In an email statement, his manager, Terri Robson, wrote, “The Maestro fought …

Today Is Labor Day. Do You Know Why?

The holiday began in 1882, originating from a desire by the Central Labor Union to create a day off for the “working man”. Wikipedia Through the years the nation gave increasing emphasis to Labor Day. The first governmental recognition came through municipal ordinances passed during 1885 and 1886.…

Mmmmm….. Matthew McConaughey…..

Is it just me, or is he simply the best male specimen ever? Happy Friday! More from me on my Matthew: February 2007 – Matthew McConaughey!! June 2007 – Matthew McConaughey Has Always Been The Hottest Bachelor. August 2007 – Matthew McConaughey.…

Michael Jackson is 49!

Happy Birthday Michael Jackson. Oh, and congratulations on being the first person to be born a black man and die a white woman. Michael Jackson.com Jackson began performing with his four brothers in the pop group the Jackson 5 when he was a child.…

Burning Man Burned Too Soon!

For shame! For shame! So not cool man. There are unspoken rules at things like this. And you go stepping over the line! For shame! That’s what I would have said to Paul Addis, the 35 year old (mellow harsher) from San Francisco, if I were there when he set …

Owen Wilson Tried To Kill Himself.

So rumor has it, anyway. Suicide is something personal and really nothing to make fun of. When someone has gotten to the point of wanting to take their own life, they are as low and they can go, and don’t need to be kicked while they’re down.…

Lindsay Lohan Needs To Be Locked Up!

So does Pete Doherty. Has the whole world gone mad?? Or is it just jacked up on coke? Lindsay Lohan was found with cocaine IN HER POCKET! Pete Doherty is arrested at least once a week. And yet, neither one of them has yet to see the inside of a …

Amy Winehouse. No. No. No.

For those of you who woke up this morning and thought today might be a good day to develop a heroin habit, perhaps a glance at Amy Winehouse will change your mind….. You’re more than welcome to continue on with your plan to become a strung out junkie, but don’t …

Madonna Is 49 Years Old! Holy Crap.

Happy Birthday, Madonna! Wow, it’s hard to believe that the Material Girl is 49. More August 16th Celebrity Birthdays: 1953: Kathie Lee Gifford, Paris, Florida, hostess, Live with Regis and Kathie Lee 1958: Angela Bassett, born in New York City, actress, What’s Love Got to Do With It 1960: Timothy …

Elvis Died Today.

30 years ago today, Elvis Presley departed the earth at the age of 42. The official cause of death was heart failure. If he died under the same circumstances today, the death certificate would most certainly list drug overdose. Hello Lindsay Lohan and the like!…

Jeffrey Dahmer Killed Adam Walsh.

So thinks true-crime writer Arthur Jay Harris anyway… The abduction and murder of 6 ½-year-old Adam Walsh, who disappeared in 1981 from a Florida mall, is one of the most famous missing children cases in America. It was a crime that outraged a nation and propelled Adam’s father, John Walsh, …

Sailor Moon Games.

In the spirit of learning something new every day…..today we’re going to learn a bit about Sailor Moon Games. Did you know that the Japanese Anime character Sailor Moon actually means “Pretty Soldier Sailor Moon?” Neither did I! Did you know that this is what it looks like in Japanese?…

Andy Rooney On Women Over 40

My birthday is this coming Saturday (hint, hint, wink, wink) so in honor of the wonderful day, I thought I would share with you some wise words from 60 Minutes personality, Andy Rooney. When I think of Andy Rooney, I usually think of a grumpy old man.…

Incredible Body Painting By Pashur.

I’ve seen my share of painted bodies, but nothing like this; it’s the best, bar none! The next time you’re at a party at the Playboy Mansion, find Pashur and have him paint you. Or, if you’re like me, and don’t make it to the Mansion very often, here are …